John Cannon
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Bill Cauley
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Josh Smith
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Greg Swatek
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Al Harley
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Ron Cassie
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Peyton Manning was named the NFL’s Most Valuable Player for the third time. Good choice?
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Poor Eli Manning couldn’t even get his MVP card renewed at Food Lion. |
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It means we’ll be stuck yet with another year of Peyton Manning-endorsed products. |
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Two things you can count on every NFL season: One, Manning will be in the running for MVP; two, Brett Favre will talk about retirement, only to surprisingly continue throwing interceptions. |
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I’m sure it broke Peter King’s heart when he cast a vote to pull Manning into a tie with his beloved Brett Farve for most MVP awards. |
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It’s nice for his career numbers, but bad for his season; the Colts have crashed out of the playoffs early in each of his past MVP years. |
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The Fish were 1-15 last year, Pennington led ‘em to 11-5, the playoffs — and he had better stats than the commerical actor. |
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Danica Patrick paid a $196 fine to settle a speeding ticket after going 54 mph in a 35 mph last month. Your thoughts?
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There’s a bright side: this endorsement magnet will now be doing ads for radar detectors. |
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At the rate (or speed) she’s going, she’ll need one of those work permit licenses just to keep her job. |
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Shocking. Danica still got ticketed despite being the only professional race car driver in the world who could possibly get out of it because of her good looks. |
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Well, at least she wasn’t going 254 in a 35. |
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Hopefully, she can translate driving faster than cars on public roads to the racetrack and make that money back. |
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Must've been a female officer, no way male cop gives hot 26-year old Indy-series champ more than a warning. |
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The Celtics are considering signing disgruntled guard Stephon Marbury if he can negotiate his release from the Knicks. Good move?
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If Marbury wants to negotiate a release, he needs to hire a Mafia lawyer. |
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He’s hiring Mike Tyson as his agent. |
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I hope not, because his addition to the Celtics means someone would have to dream up another super-slick nickname for their bevy of superstars. Wait, I’ve got it: “The Big Four.” Awesome! |
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I think Marbury heard the bench in Boston is more comfortable than the bench in New York. |
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I’ve been thinking the Celtics needed someone to suck all the air from the ball, the team and the city, and no one sucks like Starbury. |
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Sure. And bring back Drew Barry and Matt Harpering, and make it a Georgia Tech re-union. Marbury's 31 and done. |
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Bills safety Ko Simpson was arrested outside a bar in South Carolina for harrassing officers who were trying to arrest another man. What’s going on?
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The Bills vowed to never sign another Simpson. |
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Rumor has it they’re going to open a dedicated Simpson wing at the Columbia prison — the family plan. |
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The “other man” in this story wasn’t identified, but odds are it was Pacman Jones. |
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I wonder if Ko has any relation to O.J.? |
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Who’d have thought the cops had another set of handcuffs? |
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Simpson’s related to former Bills’ star by the same name. Arrested while drunk and yelling “O.J.'s innocent” at cops. |
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Ohio State freshman quarterback Terrelle Pryor was a no-show at Fiesta Bowl media day in Arizona. What happened?
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I blew off the entire Fiesta Bowl — I’m not allowed to come within 500 feet of a Margarita. |
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He was like me — forgot there was a Fiesta Bowl. |
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He had a Pryor engagement. |
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He mistakenly flew to Miami, thinking the Buckeyes were playing for the national title again. |
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Terrelle stayed up too late the night before studying his media clichés quote book (“One play at a time,” “At the end of the day...” etc.). He should be ready for the media after the game though. |
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Took longer than expected to make trip back to Columbus and return overdue library books. |
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